What is a Captain's worst nightmare? Screwing up meat during Meat Week. Results of the test of the brand new smoker...Meatastic!

She gets a pass because she's loved by a meat lover.

Open up and say AHHHH!

The 16oz rib eye

I actually heard it say "Ouch!" the first time it was cut.

Chicken counts as meat...barely.

The enemy. That is where vegetables should be, in the corner.

What makes meat better besides more meat? Meat juice.

Yes, I would like cheese and bacon on my steak fries...heavy on the bacon.

The Captain's serious meat face.

The First Mate warming up

But this IS my serious meat face!

First Mate's serious meat face

Heather

Josh