For his leap of faith from the kid's menu to the adult's menu, despite the poops to come.

For his instant support and devotion upon learning of this holiday's existence.

For making meat week a family affair by including his mother and sister in the celebration.

For her unwavering devotion to sides despite the constant threat of lurking pork chunks.

For his otherworldly ability to consume twice his weight in meat, sides, and fried desserts. and to conjure musical wands.

For her devotion to meat despite latent paychecks.

For his innovative purchase of a tripod to improve the quality of group photos.

For slaughtering the full gamut of meats--even chili--on each night of his attendance.

For their collaborative efforts to consume as many different meats as possible in each sitting.