it was a tough fight, it was a long fight, and in the end there emerged not one, but TWO slogans which we thought so beautifully and catch-ily proclaimed the sentiments of Meat Week, why the hell not combine them?! so here are the two slogans which rose, like so much water on grease in a jar, to the top:

"Eat Meat. Repeat." (by Brad Leroy Cartwright, Captain of the Baltimore chapter) and

"Meat Week: Because Meat Month Might Kill You." (from LA's own Meat Sorcerer, Mike Rose).

and of course, no contest is complete without a prize at the end. and so, we anxiously present to you, dear friends, our Meat Week tshirt design! hope you like it!

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HOW TO GET T-SHIRTS:

"I WANT A TSHIRT BY THIS HOLIDAY": PLEASE RESPOND ASAP WITH THE COLOR/SIZE YOU REQUEST. (we need to submit to the printers tomorrow.)

"I THINK I WANT A TSHIRT BUT I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND BEFORE TOMORROW": we are going to order some extras, based on the size and color requests we get tonight. but we can't promise how many, so responding immediately is your best bet to get exactly what you want.

"HOW MUCH WILL I PAY FOR THESE SICK THREADS?": we wish we could make them free, but alas, we are not rich mogules. so the printers say $16 for this fine-lookin' piece of work. (those of you not in LA, we will ship to you. two-day priority is about $5, could cost less if you don't mind getting them a little later.) we will set up a paypal site for orders.

we know this is last-minute, but we wanted to surprise you guys, so sorry for the urgency! and thanks a million to everyone who submitted. a lot of your slogans have been re-surfacing to interrupt our work days with fits of laughter.

now sit back, hype up, and prepare for the on-slaught!
--the admirals